- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What time does lunch usually begin on the other side of the world. Noon.

This little pig went to market, This little pig stayed at home, This little pig had pork chops, And this little pig was GONE...

What do you do with a pickle jar full of semen? Use it for gel, because it took so long to collect it all, and you're frugal person who believes in recycling.

How do you make a clown sad? Rape his wife, choke his grandma and send him a video of you setting his children on fire.

Is that a baby in your carriage or are you just happ..... WTF. WHERES ITS EYES!? purges

What's the difference between slavery and the Holocaust? Slavery happened.

kronkel spasm dizzle nork is short for: i cant believe you bought a ninja monkey to scratch your clownitis! i am randomly going to have a spasm cause i am down with that dizzle..... lets watch a show callled norks! i am pregnant with your baby ducky.

what do you get when you cross a rhino and a chicken? well, if you're unlucky and too close too the chicken, salmonella if you provoke the rhino, impaled

Why did the man burn all the children? He was a psychopath.

What did the bully call the box? a square, needless to say the box was offended

A man with a badly injured arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "Yes, with proper medical attention and rest, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I was hurt, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

Roses are yellow Violets are yellow bark bark

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

a customer walks into a store and says, "the customer is always wrong." the employee replies, "no, the customer is always right." "you just contradicted yourself."

What is worse than 10 dead babies in a tree? 1 dead babies in 10 trees.

Your mother is so stupid that she has trouble discerning certain facts from fiction.

what do you call a black man being hung from a tree? -prejudice

What did the African-American get for Christmas? Nothing. I did mention he was African-American, right?

Q: If Hitler spots a jew, what will he do? A: You suck at history dude, Hitler is dead! Moral: What? You did not get the daily news?

Your mama's so fat she can't have children.

So a leg, an arm and a head win the Boston marathon. And I'm sitting here masturbating, ...

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He then proceeds to ask his wife not to leave her clothing around the house.

Why is the sky blue? The sun reflects off the water molecules in all bodies of water

How do you know if there is an elephant in your fridge? Well, because there's an elephant in your fridge.

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