- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happened to the boy that walked down the street he got hit by a falling street light

What did the policeman say to the chav? Dickhead!

Why doesn't Michael J. Fox drive a stick shift? He was raised in an urban area and was only taught to maneuver with vehicles that shifted automatically.

What do you call a Fish without the I? Astyanax mexicanus, or the Blind Cave variant of the Mexican tetra

What did the nazi say to the jew? im gay

What's brown and smells like poop? A monkey.

Q: What do you call an American who has both Irish and Italian ancestry? A: An American.

Ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass...! I said "ass" a lot, sorry for the language

Do you know what's not right? Left.

K.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

what do you call a cow with no legs? ground beef

If there's a clown in a blender, how do you get him out? Tostitos.

What do you call someone with no legs nor arms? Mat

Why was the man late for work? Because he slept in.

learn the ropes?

How do you kill a blonde? By inactivating major functions in the body, for example cutting off the blood supply to the brain.

what's more funny then being raped? not being a minority!

Alcatraz is reopened only for Kevin's ma

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He then proceeds to order a couple drinks, and shortly leaves after drinking them, later ending up in a fatal car accident.

Two cannibals are eating a clown, one says to the other: "Maybe we should rethink our ways of life and realize why animals are on this planet"

Why did the man cross the road? To attend his wife's funeral.

A: Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights B: Wanna hear another joke? Your sexist beliefs are why your single...

i cant think of one.

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