- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldnt she get up? She had no legs. Knock Knock. Whos There? Not Suzie

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

Roses are red violets are orange......... Wait did I do that wrong?

knock knock Come in!!!

What do you call a puppy with no limbs? It doesn't matter, he's never coming back.

What did the boy tell the girl at recess? An anti-joke

fack me!

What did the sign say at Disney World? Disney World.

So, Elvis walks into a bathroom...

how do you make the president cry ?? shoot his family !!

Barack Obama

What do you get when you put white cheese in a blender and turn it on? White cheese.

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? Because she was a mother catering her child's sporting event.

Knock knock Who's there? Carrot Carrot who? Carrot in the tree house, cause it's orange.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was mad at it wife.

Doctor doctor, I came here as quickly as possible, it was just the nearest place I could find. My dog he... he's panting and bleeding and I don't know what to do I think he's dying and I just want him to hold on... Please... Well then go to a vet you stupid shit.

How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't. She's dead.

A baby walks into a bar, I find that very unlikely as very few baby's can actually walk.

a man walks into a bar... it was a crow-bar

Blue fish occasionally consume large amopunts of the insides of oak trees.

What do a tree and a boy have in common? They both cry when you hit them with an axe... except the tree.

Why was the chicken sad because it lost it's family

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