roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.Why did you just read this?

what's black and blue and red all over? nothing, you're and idiot.

What's black, white, green, red, blue, orange, gray, purple, and yellow? My art project.

So joe diragi walks out of a gay bar...

What did one Black man say to the other Black man before they ate? I hope you're hungry!

Lebron James in the 4th quarter.

Walruses are basically saber-toothed seals. That does not affect the fact that they are awesome.

A man walks into a bar and says "Ow".

Why did Billy go into the white van? Because his parents came to pick him up from school.

your brother so fine that hes skinney

What kind of a prediction is THAT?

nick biggs ate a car well his name is nick BIGGS

Why did the man name his son David? He didn't. It was his wife's choice.

What bad thing could happen if you gave a black man a gun? ....stop expecting some racist punchline!

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

How do you lose your train of thought? You can't. It is impossible to fit a full size locomotive in the human skull.

A Irishman walks into a bar... he suffers severe head injuries.

What did the mexican say to the black guy? He asked if he needed some drugs. Why? He was a pharmacist.

What's the difference between a whale and an elephant

you thought i was going to write a joke.. bitch

why was the frog sad..... because it had a science lesson with the year 10s about the insides of animals

What's sad about three black men driving over a cliff?

Why did the banana go to the hospital? It didnt, bananas cannot speak or walk. It is a simple fact so you should know.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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