- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats white, black, and red all over? A penguin on fire

A straight black man walks into a gay bar.

Did you hear about the man who thought his wife was trying to kill him? He's dead.

How do you get a Blonde to switch seats with you? Ask her politely.

How do u get a baby to stop choking? Take ur c*ck out if its mouth!!!

What causes floods? Too much water.

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Strawberries!

Two people were playing Monopoly. One was a blonde and one was black. The blonde said, "your turn".

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What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

Man: I'm just popping out to get cigarettes (He never returns.)

What's worse than a Wasp at a picnic? Two wasps at a picnic. What's worse than two wasps at a picnic? A serial rapist. What's worse that a serial rapist? Three wasps at a picnic.

Girls

i was driving home after work but i had to stop because an old lady wanted to cross the road..... the old lady was abused by her father as a child, and had Alzheimer's

what do you call a tall skiny kid with a very big ego autistic.........colby schluter.

Whats Black White and Red all over? oh, wait. what time were we supposed to meet that landlord?

why was the boy sad? because he was raped by a clown.

i drive all the time its no big deal open the door and get behind the wheel

what is big and green and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A snooker table

Why couldn't Bethany drive? She was 14.

Why should you paint a canoe black? Being the darkest color, it will hide dirt, scratches, and normal wear and tear on your canoe better than lighter colors.

what has the same importance as mothers day? fathers day

The grass is always greener on the side that uses manure and fertilizer daily.

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