What did the mute say to his friend? Nothing.

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What did Jesus REAREAREAREVENAGNCEREALLY SAY when he was walkin on da waterz? And I bless this object which shalth now be known as the surfboard, Amen. Seriously, im a Christian, that sounds kinda cute in a weird way... Like aww, thats why he walked on water, not because of terrifying super powers.

Did you know that if you stacked enough elephants to reach from the earth to the moon, all those elephants would die?

What happened to the short kid on april 30th: His girlfriend broke up with him

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" So the horse says, "My ex-wife just got full custody of my kids and I'll never see them again."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Idk

Why did my brother drive the speed limit? Because it's the law

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Why don't women need watches? Because most people carry cell phones that tells them the time making watches redundant and obsolete.

My great grandfather died in the holocaust. He fell off the guard tower.

A man walks into a bar . . . he is tired and thirsty after a long day at work.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Billy. Billy who? Billy your next door neighbor, I need to borrow some sugar. Ok, come in.

What did God say when he mad another black guy? Danmit i burnt one again.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it had earlier escaped from its cage and had since began to wonder around the local town

Why do guys love to wrestle? They like to have physical contact with other men.

squirrels with massive bonerss

why did the pinapple walk the plank? to eat a cat because cheese say people!

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? Interrupting Cow Jones.

modern love

Why was there a black guy in the back of a police car? He was caught stealing

What are the four season of Canada? Cold, cold, cold and road work.

whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

Why are black people so tall ? Genetics. duh.

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