What do you do if you really really hate someone? You kill them. HEEE HEEE! by drew and jubie

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What do you call a middle eastern man flying a plane?? A pilot.

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Knock Knock Whos there? I dunno I didnt answer the door

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Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second Koala fall out the tree? Hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out the tree? Peer pressure

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a retard lost...

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What do you call a fat guy falling down stairs Japan suffering.

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What kind of car does Yoda drive? Nothing, Yoda doesn't exist.

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Why does the sultan of Turkey wear red suspenders? So that his pants wouldn't fall down.

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What did Santa do on Christmas? NOTHING HES NOT REAL!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was free-range.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! Who is it? Wood pecker. Wood pecker who? KNOCK! KNOCK!

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I SAID I WANT A GLASS OF JUICE. NOT I WANT TO GAS THE JEWS!-hitler

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. why did the refridgerator fall out of the tree? Because it wanted to be a monkey? Why did the John fall out of the tree? Because he has no arms and legs because he suffers from a severe case of lepracy. Why did Timmy fall off his bike? Because he got hit by three monkeys, a fridge and a boy with no limbs.

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Colby is gay.... thats it

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Why did the Jew fall off a cliff? Someone pushed him

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was peckish.

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What happened to the man who just took a shit? He got a stunning pain in his anus because the earlier Hemorrhoid issues had now turned in to a open wound around his Anoderm.

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A black man orders a pizza to be delivered to his house. He is delightfully pleased at the speed in which the pizza was delivered and decided he would order from that pizza shop again in the near future.

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What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? Fix it, call a repair man, call the landlord, do the dishes by hand or don't do them at all... your options are endless.

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Unnnnnnnn

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What's white and looks like a refrigerator? A baseball

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What's been hit millions of times? A woman married to an abusive husband.

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Two hunters walk in to the forest. They have a great time ending the lives of defenceless creatures. They go to their respective homes, eat a light dinner, and fall asleep in their beds.

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What goes up a smokestack instead of down? Murdered Jews, when they get cremated.

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Anti Joke

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