- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me!

why did the plane crash? the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Yo mama so ugly... She never got married because most men found it hard to marry her because of her looks

What did Pikachu tell Ash? "Pikachu."

What does A duck smoke? Quack

Why was the little boy late to church? He was getting raped by the priest. ....the priest was late too.

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Knock, knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest!

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick

HAHA SO ONE TIME... The man could not finish his story because he gets shot, and is mourned for years. His daughter was watching it all. She then jumped. And fell. And broke her knee. And then died. yeah

What's red and hurts you? A brick.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm dyslexic couldn't tell, could you?

What do you call a gay man who has sex with a woman? A bisexual.

How did the blind man eat his soup? With a spoon. Despite no vision, the man could feel the shape of what he was touching.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting cancer from a horse.

A man walks into a bar. The other one ducks.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

why are black people so good at basketball? Because all they have to do is shoot, steal, and run.fctswity (sultably

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

What is worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None, now stop hallutinating about wood chuck.

What is funny about a child with down syndrome? Nothing.

A Elephant was going to fight against the biggest and toughest and meanest giant African desert mouse! The battle the animal kingdom had waited for centuries! DING! Elephant: Get up Mickey! Mouse: Squish! Disney: How big do you really think a African "giant" desert mouse is?

A: Knock knock B: Who's there? A: Hello, I'm a Jehovah's Witness and I would like to talk to you about religion for a few minutes. B: Thank you, but I'm not interested. A: OK, thank you for your time, sir. B: You're quite welcome. Good day. A: Have a nice afternoon. B: You too. Bye A: Ba-bye.

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