Why did the audience laugh at Chaz Bono? Because he told a funny joke.

What do nappies and politicians have in common? Not a lot, although President Roosevelt suffered from incontinence due to polio as a child.

What do you do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you? Run.

whats the difference between chuck norris and a normal human being? nothing

Q. did u see Stevie wonders new house A. no me. neither did he

whats yellow sticky and smelly? I dont know i was asking you

what did the 3 hispanic men say to the fat guy? you're in our seats

-_- i like trains ... -_-

What is worse than a worm in your apple? An apple in your worm!!!

What's the difference between a cow and a cow? Nothing, they are both the same.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None.

A blind guy was reading the newspaper, it said flying cars. I bet he did'nt see that coming!

What did the beaver say to the other beaver? Nothing because beavers are wild, indigenous species thus incapable of speech.

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Why did the tree catch on fire? A phinix hit it!

A man walks into a bar. He has a drink. Then goes back home.

What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Half the holocaust

Q: Whats red and circular? A: A red circle

Obamacare haters

What's worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into you apple and finding two worms in it.

Why did the man have blood on his finger? Because he popped a pimple

what did one pedophile say to the other at the playground? DIBZ!!!

Why wasn't Fred invited to he party? Because he's been dead for five years

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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