What did the pedophile say to the little girl? "I have a condition and I think it would be healthy for both of us if you stayed within the supervision of your parents"

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who touched the priests sticky hand? Jake Duncan

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Your mother is so fat that when she went to the doctor he recommend she lose weight or risk high blood pressure and heart attack

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What rhymes with 'stick' and is brown? A stick

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What's Tammie short for? Diabetes claimed both her legs.

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Q: How many years does it take for a deer to grow into a moose? A: 7

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Bob: why didthe chicken cross the road? Tom: why? Bob: to get to your house Knock knock Tom: whos their Bob: the chicken

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Why do innocent boys have wet dreams? Cause Jesus sucks.

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There are two muffins sitting in an oven the first muffin turns to the other and says "Its pretty hot in here." the second muffin jumps back and yells "HOLY SHIT A TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

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what's the difference between a pogo stick and a traffic cone? well for starters, traffic a cones main function is to cordon off areas or alert drivers to certain areas of road that are not to be breached and pogo sticks are used as toys to heighten bouncing. I'll stop here but the list goes on.

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Why are anti-jokes funny? They are not because they have no punchline and if you wern't a complete dumbass you would have the ability to read the description on the right off the page.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, And I'm color blind, So I don't give a shit

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One day my dog ran away. We drove around for a long time looking for it.

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What do you give a small child when you don't have any candy? Nothing, you just kidnap them.

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We didnt star the fire ...........

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kyle dosnt eat dick...

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What did the duck say when it walked into the house? This isn't where I live.

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Q: What has four legs and an arm. A: A pitbull on a playground

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What's worse than tieing a baby to a moving fan? Stopping it with a shovel

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Why couldn't the plane fly? The pilot was a muffin.

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What's the difference between a piano and a fish? A piano is an instrument, fish is an animal

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Knock knock Who is there Banana Banana who Knock knock Who's there Banana Banana who Knock knock WHO'S THERE orange ...orange who Orange you glad I'm a cop here to tell you your family died in a horrible mask murdering and didn't say bannana again?

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What kind of car does Yoda drive? Nothing, Yoda doesn't exist.

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Why was the boy crying last night? - a clown raped him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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