Roses are red Violets are blue Elephants cant jump Neither can amputees

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Cavan keely's the type of guy who drives past hilltown screaming GET IT THE VAN!!

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What's big, brown, and barks? Tree

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What do you call 2 tigers, a zebra, and a walrus? A small zoo full of 4 animals

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what did one picture frame say to the other? Well you could answer with hows it hanging but thats not logical because they are inanimate

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a gay guy walks into a bar what does he do? buys a drink after a hard day at work

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since when?

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Why did the farmer go to the market? Because his butt was on fire!

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If it looks like chicken and tastes like chicken but Chuck Norris says it's beef, politely correct him. He is actually a very sensible fellow and will probably thank you for doing so.

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What's the difference between a murcielago and a dead baby ? I don't have a dead baby in my garage. 8-)

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Knock Knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? How dumb are you?

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Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

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The other day, I broke my snare drum.... I still haven't fixed it and am planning on doing so soon.

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[] i have read and agree to the terms of service Nope

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what has four legs but cant walk? a dog after A-N-A-L

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How could you ever watch a man hit another man and say nothing? UFC is on at 9:00pm.

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A guy walks into a bar and says "hey can I get a strong drink" and the bartender says "no we don't allow blacks in this bar" and he was then pushed to the ground and thrown out.

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A guy is walking on the beach one day when he stubs his toe on something shiny. Digging in the sand he finds an old, tarnished lamp. He takes it home and liberally applies polish, then puts it on his mantlepiece, it completes the look he was going for in his room and he feels like all his wishes have come true. His wife dies in a car accident later that day.

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Knock knock, Who's there? To get to the other side

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What do you call nacho cheese? Stolen.

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Knock Knock . . . I'm coming in!

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What is red, and bucket shaped? A red bucket.

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What's really weird? It's you Greg!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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