A dolphin walked into a bar, wait. . . dolphins can't walk, or go to bars.

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A black guy with his family.

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What do you call something with no legs? A Cripple.

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Q:why did the woman make a sandwitch. A: cause she is a woman

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I once went seven years without sex, then I turned eight and my uncle raped me.

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I like my women how I like my salad. Without a penis.

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What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF What's white and fluffy? A BUNNY What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF What's brown and fluffy? A PORCUPINE

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What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? Wait a week.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

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Why did the chicken cross the road The light was green

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Q: Why did Katie fall of the swing? A: Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Katie

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Its true, he didnt write that!!

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what do you get when you combine a cat and a dog? nothing since it is impossible to combine a cat and a dog

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knock knock who's there? Andrew Oh hey Andrew come on in!

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How do you get an Irishman out of a bar? You politely ask him to leave.

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What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

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Why did the runner stop farting in the middle of his run? He ran out of gas.

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A gay kid and a group of his friends are at the park. Gay: hey can you do a cartwheel? Girl: helllll no! Gay: Are you straight? Girl: Yah? Gay: Im gay and i can do one.

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How many chicken feathers are there in a 50 pound bag? 50 pounds worth Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a duck Why did the man cross the road? It was duck season A woman is dying but can't reach her husband. Why? A duck ate his cell-phone A pig walks into a bar but there is no bartender. Where is she? Dead A duck hunter is selling a duck to a man. The man only pays the duck hunter a quarter. Why? It was full of chicken feathers.

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Q: What do you call a dyslexic Irish man with no legs? A: Handicapped

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What did the white man say to the black man? Hello

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Dave: Hey, Doug! How was your day? Doug: My mother is dead.

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If you analyze this joke closely you' ll realize its not funny.

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