- Anti Joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? No particular reason. It probably wasn't even aware the the ground it was crossing is what's termed as a road.

what did the orphan say to the adults wanting to adopt him? i hope u will provide well living conditions because i have lost both of my parents and am forced to live off one meal a day

How did Bob fall off the swing? He had no arms. Why couldn't he get up? He had no arms. What did Bob get for Christmas? Cancer.

Q: Why did the baby stop crying? A: Because it was satisfied.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

What did the homeless man get for christmas? NOTHING, he died.

How do you kill a Chinese man? There are many ways, all of which are horrible

Two Jews were fighting over a penny and then they realizde that they may be made fun of for this and quickly stopped.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to get away from KFC, which was directly behind him.

Student; Miss, please may I go toilet? Teacher; Yes, but say your alphabet first. Student; Ok

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? neither has he

Knock knock Who's there Interrupting camel (Interrupt with nothing) Camels can't talk.

What is big, red, and beats rocks? A big, red, rock beater.

what rhymes with sloth? -RaPe-

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is Worse than the holocaust?

What did Greg say to John? Nothing. Greg died in a horrible plane crash

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..