A boy asks his teacher to go to the bathroom, she says ok but only if he can sya the alphabet. He says ok, but for some reason skips the letter P. How come? -Because he has a sever learning disability and is having a hard time remebering all the letters of the alphabet

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What do you call 200 black men jumping from a plane? Night

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Why didn't the man cross the road? He was paralyzed.

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What do you call a black man who is poor, homeless, and HIV positive? Unlucky.

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? Pour it.

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It was just Michael J. Fox's birthday I wonder if he got in trouble for shaking his presents.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing finding a worm in an apple is disgusting because worms are disgusting creature that shouldn't live in an apple

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? 12:00

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Q: What is black, white, and red all over? A: A nun in a blender.

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A priest a rabbi and an iman are stuck in the desert. After walking for days without rescue or civilisation in sight, and rapidly running out of food and water, they decide to each pray to their respective gods for rescue, and in doing so solve the ultimate question of which religion is the true religion. They all die.

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A little boy started choking on a condom. His father came and was in a great panic. "Please don't leave me. I don't want to lose you!" he cried over and over again. Then his wife came in and said "it's alright darling, there's plenty more in the drawer". "Oh, thank God for that, I thought I lost it there!" dad replied.

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what do you call a animal with 3 horns. a triceratops

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How could problems have been avoided in the old west? Bigger towns

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Why did the tree get mad at the bush? It didn't. Bushes are inanimate objects, and so are trees.

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a man walks into horse bar

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Why did the old man wander into the highway? He hated his life.

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Why is Ian a virgin? Because he watches cartoon porn

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Shane Murchan is GAY ..... :L

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you: guess what somebody: what? you: you have cancer

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why did the farmer cry after a phone call? he just found out his wife just died of lung cancer

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My phone rang. So I answered it.

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YOLO MAH BROLO

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If yesterday was friday, today is saturday, what day is it tomorrow? sunday

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Your mom was diagnosed with aids. Her prognosis was 6 months....clearly this joke is about the Holocaust.

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