- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Alice fail Maths? Because everybody else was Asian.

What did the one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers!!

What do Jews, Muslims and Blacks have in common? They are all valuable members of the community and should be treated no differently from anyone else

What do you call a black man with a group of 5 white guys? Friends. What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys? a diffrent ratio of black and white friends.

Why did the dog smile? It didn't. Humans are the only creatures on planet Earth capable of smiling, therefore, dogs are unable to smile.

Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators come in an assortment of colors

Why did the tomato blush? Because it began to ripen.

Why did the girl get hit by the bus. Because she was Helen Keller

Why did the baby cross the road? It was being dragged by a truck

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You wanna hear a JOKE ?!! Justin Bieber has a DlCK !!!

Q:What is the differenc between batman and a black man? A: Batman can go out in the night with out robin

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Why do women get pregnant? Beacuse it hurts and they deserve it.

And the winner of Miss America 2050 is... Britney Spears!

What's the deal with airline food?

What's red and smells like cherries Cherries

What's worse than dropping your ice cream? Being Killed

A panda bear walks into a bar. The bartender then alerts the zoo of the whereabouts of their missing panda.

Why does dan leave Amy? Because dan is in another relationship and did not want to be unlawful to Amy.

how many gay guys does it take to fix a blender? baby oil!

Why did the American run over the black man. Because he didn't see him standing there.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

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