- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do u call a guy makin dinner? Gay.

Roses are yellow Violets are also yellow Please don't stereotype again

Q: What is the difference between a black man and a Park bench? A: A park bench is an inanimate object.

Why did Helen Keller cross the road? To end her misery.

Q:how many anti jokes does it take to make a person lough A:1

What happens when you mix Fluorine, Uranium, Carbon, and Potassium? NaBrO

no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

What is big, red, and beats rocks? A big, red, rock beater.

What did the Groom give to his Bride on their honeymoon? Herpes.

Your mom is so fat because she ate her emotions when your dad walked out, not to mention her history of bulimia as a teenager.

A Mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican.

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What do you call someone who can't lose? Charlie Sheen

An elephant walks into a bar..what the hell

why did the chicken cross the road? There was a depletion of its natrual habitat due to deforistation and it was searching for a new home.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

this is the part where we na na na na every good song needs a na na na na wake up at night screaming na na na na my grandmothers nickname is nana

asian, do math

babe whos moaning? are you with another woman? guy:god damn if you would stay in the kitchen we would never have any problems.

Pickup line: Hey do you like flowers? Because you stole my flowers.

Whats green and has 4 wheels? A green car.

Q: What do you call a Mexican who gets his car stolen. A: Pablo

What do you call a person who uses food stamps? Poor. What do you call a black person who uses food stamps? Still poor.

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