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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

Old McDonald had a farm But due to the lack of government subsidies, he was unable to make his mortgage payments, causing the bank to foreclose on his property.

A giant watermelon falls on a man He's dead

This is probably how President Obama proposed to his wife. "I don't wanna be Obama self"

why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is a bully. every day 7 ate 6's books and punches him. 6 would go to 9 but today 7 ate 9

I walked a few Km from home.. Something stops me in my tracks, there lies A LIE!

How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen Bug? Four, maybe 3, depending on the size of each person.

Why was the women out of the kitchen? She felt the desire to relax after a day of work...

What did the black man say to the Mexican? What a fine day it is!

Why was the boy sad? He had just been in a terrible car accident in which he witnessed his entire family die painful, violent deaths and thus suffered from survivor's guilt. Also he dropped his ice cream.

Q: How do all 5 gay guys walk? A: In One Direction

A white police officer pulled over a black guy on the highway. The cop asked him for license and registration. The black guy had a tail light out, and was very polite and cooperative. The two became close friends, but then one night, the black guy went to the house of the white cop. The black guy brought his wife and daughter over for a dinner party, eating grilled turkey sandwiches with mayonnaise. When the cop's attractive wife asked the black guy if he would like some fresh watermelon from the patch in their back yard, he respectfully declined, for he needed to return to his own home to patiently wait for a business call from one of his employees, who was also a very intelligent and hard working African male. Once home, the black guy turned on his stereo, to listen to some calming country music at an appropriately low level of volume, as his daughter and wife had gone to sleep, for the wife also had work in the morning, at her law firm, and her daughter had a job interview after her day of classes at Dartmouth were out for the day... then Martin Luther King Jr. woke up from his dream, and was soon thereafter assassinated.

What percentage of her brain does Sarah Palin use? 100%. That humans use only 10 or 30% of their brains is a myth.

so i turned on my radio.. so i could like listen to some tunes but like, it wasnt working and then like my best bud leaf was all like dude, thats a toaster.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q-why did the dog run away? A-he was Michael vick's dog

How did the black kid drop out of highschool? He got bad grades.

What do you call a watermelon in Africa? A watermelon.

Why did Mary punch herself in the stomach? -she was pregnant

What color was the fence before it was painted green? Not green.

Stephen Walking.

Where is Madeline McCann? 6 Feet under....

Old McDonald had a farm But due to the lack of government subsidies, he was unable to make his mortgage payments, causing the bank to foreclose on his property.

A giant watermelon falls on a man He's dead

This is probably how President Obama proposed to his wife. "I don't wanna be Obama self"

why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is a bully. every day 7 ate 6's books and punches him. 6 would go to 9 but today 7 ate 9

Lebron James vs. Kobe Bryant

I walked a few Km from home.. Something stops me in my tracks, there lies A LIE!

How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen Bug? Four, maybe 3, depending on the size of each person.

Why was the women out of the kitchen? She felt the desire to relax after a day of work...

What did the black man say to the Mexican? What a fine day it is!

Chicken

Why was the boy sad? He had just been in a terrible car accident in which he witnessed his entire family die painful, violent deaths and thus suffered from survivor's guilt. Also he dropped his ice cream.

Q: How do all 5 gay guys walk? A: In One Direction

What percentage of her brain does Sarah Palin use? 100%. That humans use only 10 or 30% of their brains is a myth.

so i turned on my radio.. so i could like listen to some tunes but like, it wasnt working and then like my best bud leaf was all like dude, thats a toaster.

the asian kid gets an F

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