Is your friend gay? Yeah, duh, of course he's happy.

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? depends on how thin you can slice them.

Why was Susan tied up on the railroad tracks? Because she was a blonde and her dad told her it was a roller coaster.

knock knock? whos there? eatmop. eatmopwho? HAHAHAH EAT MY POO

A hippie gets on a bus and greets the bus driver in a nice fashion Once the bus stops at his bus stop he thanks the bus driver and gets off the bus

Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

yo mama's so fat!!!

How do you know when you're on a Jewish golf course? The players don't yell 'FORE' they yell '$3.99!' @Obsequiously

what do you call three kkk guys in your house ghost busters

There are 263 birds on a fence, a farmer shot 1 how many are left? 0 the rest flew away.

What do you call a dog that's having a stroke? An emergency animal hospital.

What did the homosexual find when he proceeded to his mailbox? His mail.

Q.Whats funny about death A.You die

Q: Why are black people so good at basketball? A: Because they are black!

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Multiple Personalities So do I Me to Don't forget about me!

What do you call a really small grape? A grape.

When I was a kid, I had a clown at my birthday party. He molested me. Later I found out the clown was my dad.

Why was little billy sad? He had a crouton stuck up his asshole.

Why did the mother have a club in her hands covered with red liquid? She spilled her bloody murry while playing golf.

What is black, has either black or yellow stripes, and cannot climb trees? A parking lot.

how do you make money? you roba bank! :)

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Two cougars are at a nightclub. Suddenly, they attack and 8 patrons are mauled to death.

Anti Joke

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