what's worse than finding a fat couple in a buffet?

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They had just been to their father's funeral, who was a Welshman.

Why did the elephant cross the road? The chicken was on vacation.

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

What do you call a gay man flying an aeroplane? A pilot.

What do you get when an elephant and a penguin have a baby? Dunno, it's seems highly improbable.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

What did the clock say? The time.

What do you call an amazing, funny, beautiful, nice, goreous, stunning girl? Adena Gabrysiak <3

Q: What is the most common question among children? A: How are babies made?

Q - what did one plate say to the other? A - FOods on me tonight!

whats blue, saggy, moldy and smelly? Will Nealis' Vagina

Sharks have teeth, I have teeth, Therefore i am a cat.

Whats worse than being raped? Being raped and murdered.

whats wrong with 4 blackmen in a jaguar falling over a cliff?? That was my car...

If push pops give life a push, Then isn't your mailbox purple?

Whats funny about the Holocaust? Absolutely nothing considering millions of people perished and you people think its funny!

Why... ...did the chicken cross the road?

Q: What do you get when Justin Bieber gets his own tv show? A: suiside!

How do you make Al Gore cry? Kill his daughter.

How do you kill the President of the United States? Your name has been reported to the authorities.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because it was a hammer.

Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

Q: Why did you fall of that swing? A: Because I'm fat.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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