Roses are red Violets are blue I'm not good at poems Nice tits

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Knock Knock! Who's there? So. So who? Cares.

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A visibly exhausted and distressed man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink. "Long day?" the bartender asks. "Yes" the man replies, because he is aware that the bartender wasn't actually asking if the day way long, but rather if the day was hard.

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What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

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What eats dicks for dinner and smells like he just licked an STD infested turtle? Jimmy

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why does'nt mexico have an olympic team? because they have a poor economy and have other things to worry about.

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You're mom is so black... that she is most likely of African Descent

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How did the man with no arm and no legs get to the store? Well he certainly didn't walk.

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Why should people with Alzheimer's not tell jokes? .......................................................................................................................................... SEVEN EIGHT NINE!!!!!

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

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daniel thinks 30 rock is funny

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a knife Take off your clothes

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knock knock who's there police

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JEWS

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What did the blonde say when she tripped down the stairs? Nothing she was unconscious and had a serious concussion.

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George Michael walks into a bathrom.....

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The mailman saw little Johnny sitting on the side of the street with an old coffee can Mailman: What do you have in that can there? Johnny: dog shit Mailman: what the fuck

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Shmellmype. Shmellmype who? HAHAHAHAHA (read out loud)

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Can you see this brett? Connor

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why did model 602734 have tests? he didn't

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drugs sex alcohol are as funny as AIDS

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no

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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There was an Irishman and an Australian who walked into a bar. There was also an American, who didn't. Why didn't the American walk into the bar? He was a midget.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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