what did the mexicans name their daughter? nothing. they were deported before they had a chance

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knock knock? whos there? eatmop. eatmopwho? HAHAHAH EAT MY POO

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What's the difference between erotica and kink? Erotica involves simple arousal; kink usually has an added element of masochism.

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What did Hitler say to the Jew? I don't know, I don't speak German.

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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if she is old enough to bleed, she probably wears tampons.

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What did the Catholic Priest say to the young boy? God bless you.

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I just flew in from New York and boy are my arms tired. I was jerking off during the entire plane ride.

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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Q; Why did the gas station attendant scream when 3 black men walked into his store? A: It was his surprise birthday party.

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what did the red towel and the blue towel say? Nothing because towels are inanimate objects and therefore can't talk.

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How did the kid drop his ice he got hit by a train Griffin Cholette

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united we sit, cause we're fat

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Why was the little girl crying? She got slapped with a porcupine.

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what do babies and prostitutes have in common they will both cry if you hit them with a brick

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Why did the mathematician cross the road? To get his mail.

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Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

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Waiter, waiter! There is a fly in my soup. Sorry about that sir, we will replace your order and make your meal complementary.

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this sentence will not monkey banana pie

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What would Michael Jackson do if he saw a naked child alone in an alleyway? It is unknown, as he cannot be asked about this hypothetical scenario due to his passing in 2009.

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A fish swims up stream for his natural spawning cycle. The fish was out of shape and died from heart failure.

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3 guys walk into a bar. The fourth guy ducks.

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What do you call a fat ethiopian. Impossible

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Terrorist jokes make me explode with laughter.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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