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Three blokes walk into a bar. I'm british.

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Why did the man wear a blue shirt? He didn't. He wore a green one.

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If 1 + 2 = 3 Then, what does 2 + 1 equal? It equals 3 due to the fact that reversing the order of numbers does not change the outcome of the equation :D

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What do you call poop in a black man's toilet? Poop.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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so one day i was getting my daughter artemisia ready for school and so i came in her room and got her pants and so i put it on and then i said did you grow during the summer really did you and then she said daddy both of my feet are stuck on one side of the leg

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Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

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It burns when I pee sometimes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Mind your own business.

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why was the snowman so happy? because a child placed pieces of coal in a "u" shape on it.

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What was the doctor's shirt made out of? Cotton

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What do you call a black man in the olympics? An olympian.

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Knock knock Come in No you supposed to say who's there Oh, who's there? Jennifer Come in No, you supposed to say Jennifer who Oh, Jennifer who? Forget it

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie pop? It very depending on the amount of saliva produced in ones mouth..

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#scabbers

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What can't taste with a toung, and it's soul never dies? A shoe

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What is funnier than an uncontrolled explosions? Most things, because explosions damage property, and cause deaths.

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Why didn't Jim go to the party? He wasn''t invited.

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Q: What is worse than seven babies in a trash can? A: One baby in seven trash cans. Q: What is worse than one baby in seven trash cans? A: The Holocaust.

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Four homosexuals walk into a bar and theres only one bar stool left how do they all sit down on that one bar stool. They flip the bar stool around and sit down all together

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want first?" The man responds "Let's hear the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance paid for everything." Shocked, the man asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you've been denied coverage. None of your future treatments will be covered."

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The cat climbed a tree. It didn't want to come down, so it starved to death.

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What has two legs, but cant walk? Steven Hawking

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Anti Joke

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