How do you kill a 6'5 black man in a dark alley? Stab him 3 times in the appendix with a 12 inch blade.

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There were two oranges in a bowl. One orange said to the other "Hello my orange friend". The other orange screamed because he did not know oranges could talk.

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Why did the woman make a sandwich? Because she was hungry.

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If you're happy and you know it - put your hands in the air i have a gun.

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How do u shit With ur ass

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A black guy WALKS out of prison.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father, prepare to die.

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Q: Whats worse that 10 dead babies in a trash can? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

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liam buchan is gay !

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I am color blind

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Guess what? No.

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What's stupid and a waste of time? Anti joke .com because people on here are too ignorant and serious cuz it's not funny. It's anti joke G-Dang it. Come on seriously

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What do dogs and cats have in common? They eat dog food, accept for the cat.

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do you want to hear a joke 123456789 987654321 boo!

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What's awkward? Your phone going off at a funeral What's more awkward than that? Your ringtone is Highway to Hell

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 'Cause 7 slept with 8 and punched 4 in the face.

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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miley cyrus

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it was christmas day and the boy opened his first present... and he immediately got aids.

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Dear Board of education, so are we.

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Not Steve Jobs

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Hellen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it ERRMMMMM UAHHHHHHHH...

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A man walks into the market. He asks a young attractive employee in a smooth voice, "Do you have any honey here, baby?" The employee responds, "No sir. I'm sorry."

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guess what chicken butt

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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