Knock knock? Who's there? To. To who? To WHOM.

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GUYS! I GOT AN A IN MY PIANO EXAM!!!!!

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why was the old woman angry? fig pudding.

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Why did the elephant fall out of the tree Because the post man threw a fridge at it

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Whats better than winning gold at the special olympics? Not being retarded

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 raped and murdered 8.

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Do you know what they say? Words

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Where is my tractor?

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Obama

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Why did the womens basketball team beat the mens? the men were locked in a refrigerator

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How do you kill yourself You jump of a cliff

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Whats red and hurts if it hits you in the face? a brick

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How did the boy cross the road? He didn't he had polio.

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A Priest, a Minister, and a Rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, "What is this, a joke?"

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What's worse than ten babies nailed to one tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

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Why were little Suzie's parents crying? Suzie was kidnapped by Al Qeada

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Ken: Your dog is sick, he needs to see a vet. Megan: Omg, what is it? Ken: It's a medical person who treats animals.

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:O + :P = 69

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Women.

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The Irish man was sober.

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How many times have I told you not to do that? Fourteen.

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Why can't santa fit down a chimney? No one can

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What did the man say after falling off a bridge? He didn't say anything. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then the man said "he has a pulse". The operator then calmly stated "we are sending a helicopter to air lift him out of there as we speak". The man got helicoptered to the nearest ER, and the doctors did their best to save him. He ended up having to go on life support for three years until his family members finally decided to pull the plug. The medical insurance didn't cover life support and the family went broke because of it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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