In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Knock Knock Who's There? Due to the fact that the man asked who's there instead of promptly opening the door, the women on the other side was raped and killed, because she went to that house to seek help.

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my nAME IS ALAN AND IM NOT COOL

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My mother-in-law is so fat that I sometimes worry my wife will look just like her after she gives birth.

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what happend when the car hit the wall? it exploded and 4 people were injured, 2 were bystanders

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Why was the guy shot? He was a soldier in World War 2. Lots of people were shot.

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a ginger has a soul

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Im Jackson Sinclair and Me and Carter Weeks-69;)

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A Haiku Haiku's are easy But Sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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What's worse than finding half a sticker in your apple Half a worm

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Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob Who? Bob the human.........

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Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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What did I do last night?work

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Q. Why did the Mexican have to go back to Mexico? A. His mom died in an auto accident and no one in her village could afford to organize a proper funeral.

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i like tits

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whats a worse movie than saw I don't know my mom won't let me watch any

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Are you a human?

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What did the young boy get for christmas? Parental divorce

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A christian was diagnosed with cancer. He refused chemo and prayed to god. Eventually, he died.

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Yo mamma's handwriting is so bad that its barely legible to most people!

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What happen to the boy who poured water on his head? He got wet.

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What's worse than being held hostage? Waking up and finding dick your mouth

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what did the fish say when he was eaten by a shark nothing fish cant talk

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Why really answer a question when you can just respond, "because you touch yourself." For example, Q: Why did fluffy die? A: Because you touch yourself.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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