Society has given up on chairs that spin.

A man walks into a bar. He has a drink. Then goes back home.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? One is a sports car and the other is a baby that is not alive.

What's cooler than being cool? Being really cool

What did the girl with AIDs receive for her birthday? Unprotected sex

You're in a room with your friend, and you see some one being eaten by a monster. Who's getting eaten? No one, monsters aren't real.

why did the baby cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken -written by sion dafydd jones, uk

a chinese man and an irishman walk into a bar. This is odd because these men are from countries extremely far apart from one another

What's the difference between an apple and an orange? 87

Q:What did I get for Christmas? A:You, put on this leash.

What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware? Get in the boat.

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How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb? None because they don't believe in technology.

Knock Knock Get off my property or I'll call the cops on you!- Napoleon Dynamite

Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late, great surrealist artist Salvatore Dali mistook them for clocks.

What do you say the big head boy? Brush yo teeth

A- Knock Knock B- Who's there? A- Soccer!

What's black and white and red all over? A mime that got hit by a train

A Boy went up to his dad and told him he was hungry. His dad then beat him to death.

That moment when you touch your balls then sniff your fingers and realize it smells good.

How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Probably just one.

What do you call a mouse that sings? Justin Bieber

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police. Your father's been taken to county jail for his third DUI.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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