- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats blue and flies? A suffocating baby strapped to a fan.

I saw a mexican drowning and saved him... as my screensaver ;)

Clement: Hey love. Want to go out on a date? Patience: No. Clement: That's all right. Your agreement is not needed. *Clement ties up Patience's hands and feet, gags her and puts her in the back of his meat delivery van. He is planning to throw her into the sewers.

What's pink, wrinkly and hangs out your trousers? Your nan.

Did the chicken cross the road? No because it was in a fenced in area like all farm animals should be

What is the best school in Victoria? Lyndale.

what language does the turtle speak? i dont know I'm not a turtle.

why do black people hate chainsaws? the noise they make- run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run nigga nigga

What's Black white and red all over? Half a penguin

What happened to the man that took too much viagra? His erection lasted longer than 4 hours, he's dead now

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate sex Especially with you

What's the difference between a large pizza and a Mexican? A large pizza can feed a family.

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern pornography collections.

If push pops give life a push, Then isn't your mailbox purple?

What do you call a group of black people? You don't You call the cops first.

What do you get when you cross a cantaloupe and a dog? "Melon-choly"

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

A man runs into a bar. He is instantly knocked out.

why are you adopted? cause no one loved you.

How do you make Sasuke cry? Kill his family

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Knock knock. Who's there? Mark. Oh Hai Mark

What is the difference between a doorknob? Toast.

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