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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it saw an eatable life form.

3 people walk into a bar. They order the same drinks. Upon receiving these drinks, they all promptly left. This is not a funny joke.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nematode's. A Nematode is a type of round worm that lives under water, and while most are carnivorous, some feed on vegetation, such as pineapples.

knock knock who's there? no one, but I appreciate the fact you asked.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms.

What's the cutest thing about a redhead? I know, I couldnt think of anything either

Why did i drink 4 sodas? Because i was thirsty

What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

What do you do when you need shade? CALL RAYSEAN

roses are red violets are blue i dont give a damn how bout you

Whats worse than 1 dead baby in a bag? Ten dead babies in one bag.

A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

What do you call a person with no life. Dead.

How do you have sex with hellen keller? Very sweetly

Do you want to hear an anti joke? No.

Why did the boy rip out all of his hair? He was insane.

i'm on the sea food diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

Did you hear the story about the divorcee who was concerned about ecology? Her husband had been hitting her. Good for her to get away from that kind of abuse.

A fish swims up stream for his anual spawning season The fish dies from a heart attack because of the rigorous that took place.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Alzheimer's ... Roses are Red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's (continues)

What do you call a Muslim taking control of an airplane? A pilot. -Tag

A dog walks into a bar. the bar tender asks" what'll you have?" the dog does not reply because dogs have not yet developed the type of voice box required to speak or the learning cappacity to be taught the English language.

What did the muffin say to the oven? Obviously nothing since neither one can talk.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Joseph. Joseph who? Joseph Brown. Oh, hello Joseph! Why don't you come in? No thank you.

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