- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the difference between babies and trampolines? you take your shoes off when jumping on a trampoline

What did the man do after he took a bite of his pie? Chew. After that? Swallow. Then? Repeat.

Roses are red Violets are blue Pump up the pasta You need bigger boobs

What is the Civil War called in Virginia? The War of Northern Aggression.

What's worse than this joke? Taking a dump on an airplane as it crashes in to the World Trade Center.

What did timmy fall off the swings? He had no arms

A man walked into a bar, was surprised to find his wife with another man, and had a heart attack.

OMG this totally works! Step 1: Hold your breath Step 2: Die

How do you get a clown off a swing? You hit him with an axe How can you release your anger at somebody? Kill them How do you stop a bus? Throw small children at it

How much dirt was in a hole that was 6 feet wide and 6 feet deep? None. It's a hole.

How often does a black women poop? Every nine months.

Three facts 1. You are reading this. 2. You realized that is a stupid fact. 3. You are leaving because this was a stupid joke.

What’s black and white and red all over? A zebra in a meat grinder

whats better than 69? doing it with jarads mum!!

What do you call 6 dead people on your front lawn? A mass murder

Knock Knock Who's there? A Kid With ADD A Kid With AD- Oh Look! A Squirrel!

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Whats gay and smells like straight girls? An envelope.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

A blonde, a brunette and a red head engage in a discussion on World politics. The brunette says she would like to see politicians paying more attention to the environment. The red head says she would like to see improvements in the economy. The blonde says she has to poop.

What did the blind man say to the librarian? Hello, I am looking for books that are published in braille.

Hey I had a wet and dirty dream about you last night. Really? What happened? You got hit by a bus and I pissed myself laughing. .......

A priest, a rabbi, and a whale sit down at a bar. The priest says to the bartender, "Jesus Christ is our savior." The rabbi responds, "No. Our savior has not yet been born." To which the whale adds, "MMMUUURRRAAAAAAOOOUUU!!!"

Q: What do you call a dog after the dentist? A: A dog.

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