What do you call a girl with one leg at your door step? Ilean

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Why did Jack explode? He had a sneezier and his army friend Stephan threw a grenade at him because he was scared.

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Q: What do Obama and George Washington have in common? A: They are both intelligent, trustworthy presidents who truly care for what is best for the United States. Except for Obama.

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What's red and green and goes around and around? A frog in a blender

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YOUR MOM HAS A DICK IN HER ASSCHEEKS!!!

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why did the first monkey fall out the tree? he was dead why did the second monkey fall out the tree? he was hit by the first one why did the third monkey fall out the tree? peer pressure why did the fourth monkey fall out the tree? he thought it was a game

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Why couldn't the black man sleep at night? His eye lids were cut off

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Q:If a lesbian woman is wearing a jean jacket, high heels, camouflage shorts, and sunglasses, what gender is she ? A: Sheep.

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What do you call a drunk irishman? A cab.

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What is the square root of 69? 8.306623863

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What happened when the roof fell on a young boy? Nothing. He was an orphan.

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Q: Why can't dinosaurs talk? A: Because they are all dead.

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A black person and a hispanic person are in a car, who is driving? The black person, after all it's his car.

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Why was 6 afriad of 7? Because 7 is a rapist.

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What is the difference between a duck? It can neither ride a bike.

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Q: Whats Brown and sticky A: an eagle except for the brown and sticky part

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Why do dogs lick their balls? Why? Because they can.

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It's long!

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? She's dead.

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Q: Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A: One stops sucking when you slap it.

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omg this doesn't work 1.hold breath for 5 minutes 2.die it doesn't work cause you would just knock yourself unconconsiuse and your body will start breathing for you again until you wake up

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay man's house. Knock knock... Who's there? The Chicken

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i like tits

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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