What do you do if a blond throw a grenade at you? Take the pin out and throw it back

hey what are you eating there? a giant scorpion that tried to rape me.

THAT MAN EATS TOO MUCH. therefore he is overweight.

What happened to the baby that wondered into oncoming traffic? It got hit by a truck.

What's red and hurts your teeth? A brick.

Why can't woman be cokcy? Because that don't have one (Sorry for the sexist joke, to who it may concern)

The World Record For Longest Game of Hide and Seek goes to... Binladin

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's coop was faulty and thus it escaped.

What do you call a guy who makes jokes about a girl being in the kitchen? Single.

Who wakes up in the morning feeling like P. Diddy? P. Diddy.

what did the fish say when he was eaten by a shark nothing fish cant talk

At a feminist picnic there are no sandwiches.

What has wheels and flies? An Airplane

The cat climbed a tree. It didn't want to come down, so it starved to death.

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emma: how will we survive zombies? mat t: just give me a blow job ......4 seconds later emma: so what now?

What do you call a whore? Kelsey cook duh

what do you call a black man in prison? justice.

Whats funnier than 24? Adam Sandler.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have clamidia Because Polly shat on me.

What the corn in the core? The mexican antelope.

What do you call a toddler with a gun? Interesting

Why was Hellen Kellers leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

How do you push a blond off a cliff? Push here.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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