Swiggity Swooty. I'm currently in pursuit for that part of your body people refer to as "booty".

Why did the toast land butter side down. The devil visited earth that day and therefore everything that could go wrong did.

Your mom’s so dumb she forgot to update her WordPress installation and now she has pharmaceutical links all over her page.

Don't you spell Pewdiepies name like "Pewdipie" than Pew-die-pie? Like who wants to kill a pie?

Why are they the "living" daylights?

Good boy

A black guy and Hispanic guy jump off the Empire State Building at the EXACT same time. Who dies first? Who cares?!

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

A dog walked into the forest and saw a whale in a puddle

I enjoy vagina. While you enjoy penis in your mouth. Just remember God hates fags. :)

Girls Basketball.

What's wrong with woman Everything

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

Knock, Knock ..... ..... No one is home, they've been evicted.

A white guy, a black guy, and a Spanish guy jump off of a building. Due to acceleration of gravity, they hit the ground at a fast speed and die.

Toaster

whats red and black and green all over? a paint job gone bad

What's the difference of 13 and 4? 9

black people

Roses are red Violets are blue... No they are not they come in many different colors from cross breeding and different environments.... YOU ARE WRONG

What did the joke writer with A.D.D say refrigerator

What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIPCREAM!

Your momma is so fat, that her doctor recommended that she goes on a diet in order to prevent early death caused by a heart problem.

Tommy got hit by a truck Knock knock Whos there Not tommy

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