What did the blind, deaf rabbit get for Easter? . . . Eaten by a by a lion.

What did Steven Hawking say to God after he died? Nothing. He can't talk.

Whats worse than meeting kim kardashian? everything shes the hottest freakin celeb there is

Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch."

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a rapist

Agricultural production fell significantly.

What happened to the alligator who waled into a bar? He was killed and skinned by swamp hunters in Louisiana.

how much dub would a dubstep step if a dubstep could step dub? purple

Your mama so fat, that it's starting to affect her relationship with her husband in a negative or harmful way. (CSC)

Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

Why did the man stay in the basement? Because he was addicted to pornography and it was tearing his family apart. Eventually he was unable to tell the diffidence between fantasy and reality and sexually assaulted his 13 year old niece.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Penis.

Two black people fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? Who Cares?

Q: What's a Mexican's favorite sport? A: Cross Country

What does your girlfriend eat every morning that is white, warm and sticky? Oatmeal

What did the boy do when he was cold? Got a blanket.

What did dean carmon say to his brother? - I don't know I'm not his brother

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? Jamal

THERES AN APP FOR ANTI JOKES ? now thats not funny !

get on your knees and make a donut face:)

What comes to mind when you say the word "Mind?" Your Mind

What is invisible and smells like bananas? Monkey Farts.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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