- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Higgs Boson walks into a church. The priest says “We don’t allow Higgs Bosons in here.” The Higgs Boson replied, “Well, without me, you can’t have mass.”

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

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Roses are red. Violets are purple. Haha. Purple.

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whats the difference between a nigga and a bucket of shit? the bucket

What happened to the little boys house? It burned down. How did the boy die? In the fire.

This isn't a joke, but I'm going to ruin the fun of this site by clicking the thumbs up until I one day get onto the first page.

Q:whats yellow and flys through walls A:A magical Banana

why was the girl screaming? She was getting raped from behind by her dad.

Why did Bill yell? Because he stepped on a nail.

Roses are white, tulips are white, wait whos been masturbating in my garden!

knock knock who's there GET IN THE VAN!

Roses are red Violets are blue your mum went to the loo and out came you

Why didn't the 34 year old woman fit into some size 14 jeans? Because she was size 16.

Why did the child die? Natural causes.

what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

Why did Sally fall off the swing-set? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What do you call a man who has committed more than 10 crimes? Whatever his name happens to be.

what's worse than finding out god isn't real? finding out he is

Why couldn't the moose find a good hotel for the night? A moose wouldn't have any currency available and quite frankly, no one would let him in.

A stop sign walks into a bar. Looks like somebody invented walking stop signs.

Me: "Dad! Can you make me a sandwich?" Dad: "Poof! You are now a sandwich."

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