The World Record For Longest Game of Hide and Seek goes to... Binladin

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Why Is Jarrod spencer gay Coz he is

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Which is rather deceiving, Considering that the name 'violet' should naturally insinuate that the object it is describing is violet as well. Violet as a color is generally a deep shade of purple. Therefore, shouldn't the aforementioned plant, the 'violet', be violet in color as opposed to the blue color that is most widely accepted by the general populous?

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What do JFK and Hitler have in common? They died.

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Zach Murfitt has a huge penis! Lol jk he has an inchy stryder

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If life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic

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This schoolteacher was taking her first golfing lesson. She scored poorly from her lack of practice and experience and was turned off from the sport.

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What's red and has wheels a red car....

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how do you kill a jew? inject him/her with gratuitous amounts of cyanide until they cease to have brain function and a pulse.

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How do you piss off a female archeologist? Kill her dog.

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And then i said what about breakfast at tiffanies, and then you said i hate that movie.

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Land Rovers

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? 124

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How did the snail travel around the world without any help from a transportation device? Sadly, it didn't. The snail is incapable of this kind of long distance travel due to it's small size, lack of speed and short lifespan.

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Why was the black man excited when he found a $20 bill on the ground? -Anyone would be excited

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I enjoy vagina. While you enjoy penis in your mouth. Just remember God hates fags. :)

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Why don't Polish women use vibrators? They are extremely conservative Catholics.

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What's red and creeps up your leg? A homesick abortion.

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fkda

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A- Knock Knock B- Who's there? A- Soccer!

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Flying aboriginal on a magic carpet

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Q: Why do so many people write "So a man walked into a bar" A: Because they lack the intellect to think of something creative, and still other peoples material.

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Did you know that there is no A is "sodimizing"?

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What is Earth made out of? Earth

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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