Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side... But he got hit by a car instead, Life is full of disappointments

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How do you kill a dinosaur? You don't. It's already dead.

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, " I forgot to store nuts for winter and now I am dead." Its funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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what's the difference between ya mum and a cow? nothing. by mad james

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How did Suzy die She choked on a Pick-Up Truck

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How do you find the population of Mexico? You take a census count by mail and/or a door to door questionnaire.

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A man walks into a bar. Several hours later he staggers out and drives into an oncoming school bus, killing all occupants. He survives to live with the grief for the rest of his life and attempts to commit suicide several times.

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Why couldn't JImmy walk to school? A:Jimmy is in a wheelchair.

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Why was Timmy sad?

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The duck says do you smell poop. Ya says the chicken, it wasn't me It was the turkey

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A genie came out of a lamp explain?

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What do you call a mexican hopping over fences - A parkour Artist

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Whatsthe best way to kill a blonde? Tell her theres a scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.

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Why did the child step on a ball?

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What's worse than nine dead babies hanging in a tree? One dead baby hanging in nine trees.

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Yourrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr soo uglyyyyyy

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Knock knock. Who's there? Sorry, wrong number.

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like for a handjob.

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Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

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Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey, Everything's Grey, I am a Dog.

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Q) what do girls like long , soft (can go hard) and has white stuff come out A) Twinkies but if left out of its plastic wrapping for a long period of time it will go hard

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What did the black kid get for his birthday? A bike, just what he asked for.

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Why do Jews circumcise their children.......because they like everything 10% off

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Your mother

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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