Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Because it was a refrigerator. Why did the little girl die? Because she was hit by two monkeys and a refrigerator.

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Worst joke to tell an orphan. Knock knock. Who's there. Not your parents

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What did the man bring home from Africa? AIDS.

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Q: What's the longest word in the dictionary? A: According to the Oxford English Dictionary (second edition), it is "Pseudopseudohypoparathyroidism."

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What do you get when you have sex with a $10 prostitute? Nothing, she's clean. She may be low-scale, but she'll be damned if she's not careful.

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why was the baby crying? a rabit took her bottle and ate her frit snacks.

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What is worse then dropping the soap? Not being able to pick it back up.

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Hellooooo whos there? Its me fred Fred? A Canadian

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whats worse then a paper cut, the holocaust, whats worse then the holocaust, two paper cuts

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What do u call a gay guy with a long dik Dickgimme a lick

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How do you make a business man cry? Hit him in the face with a brick

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Q: What do you do if A bunch Of black Guys Are raping a white Girl A: Throw A Basketball at them.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a Ford Taurus stapled to his face.

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What do you do when a blond ask you a question? Answer politely and thank her for her wonderful question.

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Q: what is man without a beard A:not a man

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What is the square root of 69? 8.306623863

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You remind me of something. What? Summer Why because I'm hot? no because there is no class..

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What was Helen Keller book called Bsnshsiengwkaisg

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Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: ...... Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: ...... Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: ...... Person 1 leaves because no one is answering the door

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Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt. He actually got halfway across the road and was struck by a fast moving car. There is now a memorial on the side of the road mourning his death...

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Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock WHAT THE F*** DO YOU WANT?!?!?!?! Oh, well then nevermind

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 452

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My mom caught me masturbating.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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