- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how does a black woman find out if she is pregnant? she takes a pregnancy test

What does Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na equal? A lot of sodium

Why was the black man running away from the cops? He was running a relay race.

How do u get an A in algebra? Train a possum.

CHIIIICKKIIIIIIIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What did the scientist have to say about religion when he was asked by a local reporter? He said that it is a cultural system that creates powerful and long-lasting meaning, by establishing symbols that relate humanity to truths and values.

A man sees his friend and asks jokingly, "Hey is that ketchup or blood on your face?" The friend replies, "No, I ate your family," and shoots the man in the head with a rifle.

Why did the girl drop her ice cream her cone broke

Why can't woman be cokcy? Because that don't have one (Sorry for the sexist joke, to who it may concern)

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

The Game.

Why do Italian people like pasta? Because it tastes good.

A pregnant woman is about to deliver. Both she and her husband are very excited about their first child being born. Then, it turn out that their baby has a rare deformation and has no limbs at all. They still love him

Why was the hamster not on his wheel? Because he had a stroke.

Knock knock. Who's there? Dr. Dr who? Dr Johnson. I'm afraid you have AIDS.

Asians are ugly and they look they have down syndrome.

Yo mama's so ugly that the majority of people find her physically unattractive, but I hear her personality if great.

it depressed me to be diagnosed with depression

Where did Lucy go went the bomb went off? Everywhere

How many anti-joke fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Or two if it's a really high bulb and you need a second person to hold the ladder for safety.

Q: What is black and hangs from a tree? A: Kevin Towers

girls are a lot like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue A Face Like Yours Belongs In The ZOO. :o

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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