- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the guy who ate an alarm clock at 6 o'clock in the morning? He nearly died, and was diagnosed with numerous dietary problems.

A penguin was waddling along one day and saw a seal.. The seal stood up and procceded to talk and jump and even twirled around... The penguin realized this was impossible for a seal to be doing this so he hopped on his unicycle and just rode home because he was going to be late for his piano recital

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What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't - red is the natural colour for ripe tomatoes.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a whore, Let's have sex.

Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a rapist

Penis.

whats green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

How did the comedian end his show with a bang? He shot 4 people in the audience. It was a horrible sight and the remainder of the people in the audience were scarred for life.

A squirrel got killed by getting hit by a truck haha its funny cuz the squirrel died

what ya call e dong withb eyes peeneyes

What happened to the alligator who waled into a bar? He was killed and skinned by swamp hunters in Louisiana.

why is 4 afraid of 5? Because Monkey's eat purple pineapples

What do you call a group of white guys playing basketball in Philadelphia? Actually, that already seems like a pretty good summary of the situation.

Knock Knock Who's there? No one was there. It was two birds flew into the door and died.

What's the best part of having a doctor for a best friend? The sex.

Friends are like trees. They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

What do Asians eat for dinner? Home cooked meals

What did the boy do when he was cold? Got a blanket.

What comes to mind when you say the word "Mind?" Your Mind

Q: What is worse than bitting in to an apple and finding a worm? A: Bitting in to a worm and finding an apple.

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