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roses are red facebook is blue no mutual friends who the heck are you

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. pussy . I don't get it ? .of course you don't

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? As much as he wants to.

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One day i had to piss. I went to the bathroom.

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What's easier to get than a broke prostitute on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

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Whats Black and hangs from a tree? A Tire(:

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What did Freddie Mercurys father say at Freddies funeral. "Thats the cleanest hole our Freddies ever been in".

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Why did the kid drop his lollipop? He got hit by a bus.

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How do you get a clown off a swing Hit it with an axe.

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A: Knock knock. B: <>

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Justin Beiber and a speaker = no hearing within a 25 mile area

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A blind man walks into a bar. Then a chair. Then a table. (TD)

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A black man, a white man, and a Mexican walk into a bar. The bartender kicks them out because he doesn't have time for another crappy joke; as the bar is very crowded that night.

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patty was in sunday school, the teacher asked her "patty who created the universe?" john sliped into the seat next to her and jabbed her with a pen "LORD ALMIGHTY" the teacher said' good patty now who gave himself for us? john again jabbed her with a pin "JESUS CHRIST" "that very good patty now what did mary say to joseph after they had their 23 child?" john jabbed her " IF YOU STICK THAT DAMN THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME ILL BREAK IT IN HALF!!!" the teacher fainted

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Two men are in a bar. One of them turns to the other one and says, "I've slept with your mom." The other one replies "Go home dad you're drunk."

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whats blue and fluffy? your mothers chest hair!

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Do you know how I know that you're gay? You told me you are gay.

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Why did the guy kill his friends? He didn't, he doesn't have any friends

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Knock, knock Who's there? Europe Europe who? No, I'm not, you're a poo!

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven raped and murdered his family.

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How do you fit 90 Jews in a Volkswagen Bug? You can't.

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What happened to the guy that stuck his finger up his asshole? It felt GOOOOOOODD

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whats harder than watching a dog get hit by a bus? my boner..

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