- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man jump off of the cliff? Because he was suicidal.

Why do flamingos hold up one leg?f If they held up two they'd fall down.

How do you keep children off your lawn? Molest them

What do you call a guy who set's pancakes on fire? Mentally confused, and in need of a psychiatrist.

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't change anything.

What do you say to a man who isnt funny You're not fuuny

Why was the woman sad? Because her son died.

A seal walks into a club. Do you like my new shoes?

Why did Susie fall off of the swing? She was hit by an asteroid.

What does the scarecrow from the wizard of oz and a zombie have in common? They both want brains.

Knock, knock. Who's there. Death.

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side!

knock, knock . whos there? the police. get the hell outside !

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have feeble minds and tend to wander around.

What is laying in the corner of the living room of an abandoned house and keeps getting smaller over the years? A decaying baby left there by a crack-head.

Why did the plane crash? I don't know. I wasn't on the plane. Its likely, based on the damage, that everyone on board died and therefore couldn't tell you either.

what's difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

what do you do when a woman tells you no? cut her tongue out

Charlie Sheen walks into a bar, he relapses.

Situation: A bear is cutting a sunflower's hair Question: How many kangaroos does it take to do surgery on a meatball? Answer: Tomato. Because zebras eat twelve kiwis in a factory every February 29th.

what happened the magic tractor?..... it turned into a field

why can't Hellen Keller hear? she is deaf.

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