- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the baby cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken -written by sion dafydd jones, uk

why wouldn't the boy shake his teachers hand? his abusive father cut it off with an axe when he was a child

If Jimmy has 50 pieces of candy and eats 40 of them, what does he have now? Jimmy has diabetes.

A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender picks up a newspaper and squishes him

Why did the chicken cross the road The light was green

What's orange and doesn't bounce? A flat basketball

Why did the teenager cross the road? To get an abortion.

I'm growing tired of all those ADD jokes. I have ADD, and I... ... what time is it?

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff. whats blue and fluffy? pink fluff holding its breath.

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Why do you believe in evolution? Because it increases the power of my pokemon.

What happens when you push an asian in a hole? He falls in

Women's Rights.

My neighour knocked on my door at 2.30am last night, can u believe it? 2.30am? How rude I thought. Luckily I was still up, playing drums.

A man is talking nonsense at a wall when another man walks up to him. "Why are you talking at a wall?" "I'm trying to appease the mighty wall god Kaleothayrhonka." "Cool, let me join you!" And they both talk at the wall for hours on end because they are stupid that way.

why did the black boy fall? he had terminal cancer and couldnt stand the pain anymore he died

Knock Knock? Who's There? Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson who? Shut up and give me ma dam candy women!

Humpdy dumpty sat on a wall and enjoyed his day off

What did the Muslim say to the Sikh? "Hello. Lovely weather today."

why did the chicken cross the road? To prove to the possum it can be done.

Knock knock Who's there? Prost Prost who Prostitute

How do you get an elephant in pajamas? Elephants are large mammals with several layers of body fat, and pajamas are for humans. there is no purpose in attempting this feat at all.

If she's old enough for jail, than shes old enough to rail.

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