- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cow go moo, because its a cow

A sick patient asks a doctor, "will i be able to play my guitar?" The doctor replies, "of course you will be able to". "Good because that is my only form of income", says the patient.

knock knock. Who's there? Jehovah's witness. Door Locks

Bin Laden comes out of a cave

Whats worse than a flat tire? penile fracture

What abou three times

Why did the mushroom go to the party? Because he was a fungi.

''Levi Johnston is running for mayor of Wasilla, Alaska. Ironically, many of the babies he'll kiss on the campaign trail will be his own.''

What is a bear's favorite televison show? It doesnt have one because it is a bear which makes watching television an illogical fallacy.

Shortest Joke in the World? Well, just look down.

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

So two muffins are in an oven. They get baked.

Ask me if i'm a tree... "Are you a tree?".... No

What's the difference between a plum and a bunny? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

Why are "Polish" and "polish" spelled the same? The word is a homophone.

what kind of person screaws in a light blub........ a electrician

Did you hear about the black guy who got into college? Actually, there are nearly 10,00 African Americans who get accepted into college every year. This specific black male is notable because of his stellar grades and his activity in his community.

Why do you never hit a black man with your car? Because that's vehicular homicide.

Do is the Most Famous Line on youtube Answer- Do the Flop

Why do black people like Basketball so much? Because it is a sport participated world wide. They just happen to like it too.

Why was the black man pulled over? He was going 10 miles over the speed limit.

If John has 32 candy bars and he eats 28, whAt does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

I always tell people " I have the heart of a child! " Then I continue "It's in a jar on my desk"

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a chevrolet? I've never been inside a chevrolet before...

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