- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey, Texas! Knock knock Texas: Who's there? Ebola

What do you call a tree with all of it's branches down? A tree with all of it's branches down.

What has 5 legs, 4 eyes, and 8 stomachs? Nothing.

Scientist 1: "What's your research paper about?" Scientist 2: "Homosexuality in fruit bats." Scientists 3, 4 & 5: "AHAHAHAHA LOL WUT"

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell down and bumped his head He suffered a serious concussion and was never the same again.

roses are cows violets are oranges im mental are you too

What's worse than sibling rivalry? having no bones

why didnt you take a shower? because my house burnt down

What is the same about a girrafe, and an ant? They are both REALLY tall. Except for the ant, sorry I lied.

What's the cutest thing about a redhead? I know, I couldnt think of anything either

Dear Board of education, so are we.

Where did Jimmy go after the bombing? Everywhere.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

What’s black and white and red all over? A zebra in a meat grinder

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question! Feminists can't change anything.

A seven year-old boy was jumping on a trampoline. He landed awkwardly and broke his ankle. This then became infected and caused him to be permenantly paralysed.

Whats worse than a paper cut? AIDS.

cut it out ..but i dont have a scissor

-Knock knock -Go away -Breaks door and shoots

What do you call a thirsty girl? H2Hoe

The seven dwarfs were in a sauna feeling happy. So Happy got up and left.

How many Wal-Mart employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one, assuming he can reach it safely.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

Why did the man not make any change at his job? Because he is Barack Obama.

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