Ya mama so fat when she went on an elevater she had no chose but to go down Hahaha I'm so so funny haha Awesome mon yeah

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A man walks to a bar. He drinks too much and dies. His family is informed later that evening.

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This is my joke. funny

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When god hands you lemons .. you find a new god.

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I dumped this chick who was cross eyed. I thought she was seeing other people.

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What do you call two guys hanging by your window? Kurt and Rod

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Doctor, doctor! I think I'm a pair of curtains... Well don't worry, you've come to the right place. We'll get you the help you need.

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Q: Whats worse than a dead baby in a bag? A: Please just make my hamburger.

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What does a bug do in a telephone booth? Eats yogurt.

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Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

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Person One: Three bears are eating tacos, seventeen bears are making margaritas, how many bears are going to the supermarket to get overly prices expired two percent milk? Person Two: ...Who gives a shit!!!!!!!!?!?!?!?!!!? Person One: No! That is incorrect!..................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................its 16

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What did my mom get for christmas? My dad, Dick in a box. My dad's name is Richard.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Joke.

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Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

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what is the hardest part of eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

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What do you call a pig sizzling in a pan? BACON!

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What's the difference between a pile of bricks and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of bricks in my basement.

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I have a crush on my dad.

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Knock, knock (No one was home)

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This is'nt a joke but like if it pisses you off when people comment on there own joke pretending to be someone else.

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What's worse than getting hit by an arrow in the knee? Being kidnapped for 10 years and finally getting free only to find out your whole family was murdered by the person who kidnapped you.

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Why was the guy on top of the van It was his funeral

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How do you know a man is Jewish? Because he told you or you met him in a synagogue.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "That's kind of ambiguous..."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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