Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cancer.

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Anti-Joke Memes? That Shouldn't Be A Thing

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When I was at the beach digging in the sand I looked down and someone said nehow

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What do you call a person with no life. Dead.

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How do you starve a black family? Hide there government assistance card under their work boots!

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A Black Man walks into a bar...

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-Knock Knock -Who is it? -Your father, i forgot my keys.

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What does Santa get for Christmas? A shitload of work to do.

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Take my wife- to the store.

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Women are definitely a full time job.. You should be paid to have them......

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Come over here boy and have a cigar, you're gonna go far. Congratulations on being the first human cannonball, please use the cigar to light the fuse. Happy landings.

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My name is actually Nero by the way, or Neron, which means black, have you ever played Mortal Kombat? There is a character there Named Erron Black, which is a total pun on that, there is also a character named Boraicho which drinks constantly while Borracho means drunkard in Spanish so yeah, Erron Black is simply an anagram for Nero Black, or rather Neron Black... Anyway, now that we got your brain nice and confused, I can increase the effect with OVER NINE THOUSAND! So your pictures "remastered" on photoshop or something?

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What happened to the man who was hit by a car? He was immediately rushed to a hospital and was reported to have a broken femur dislocated shoulder and several broken ribs. The driver was later found and was declared driving under the influence of alcoholic beverages and the victim's family sued the driver for the medical costs. The driver was arrested and was sent to a detention center for 3 months and the victim made a complete recovery.

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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why are gays soo happy , becuase the dont have to listen to women

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Whats fat, brown and on the ground? A chubby indian kid

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What did one cupcake say to the other cupcake? I want to eat you.

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Yo momma is so fat that you should really take her to the hospital, i've become very concerned for her.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, your tits are nice

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Left. That one direction...

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A businessman notices an attractive woman sitting at the end of the bar so he buys her a drink. She kindly accepts and spends a few minutes making pleasant conversation with him. When she's finished with her drink, she promptly begins to flirt with another man at the bar who's not twenty years older than her and horribly out of shape. The middle-aged businessman, realizing his own mortality, proceeds to spend the rest of the evening drinking himself into vortex of loneliness.

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i had a bowl of soup and it was 5 inches in diameter and 3 inches tall. how much soup did i eat? very little because i drank most of it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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