There was a peice of lasagna. He knew he tasted great. So he constantly feared for his life.

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How did the blond die? Substance abuse

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There once was a man from Peru Whose limericks stopped at line two (I sense the public demanding an encore) There once was a man from Verdun There's also a limerick about Emperor Nero, but I can't tell it to you.

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Who can jump higher than a mountain? Everyone, mountains are incapapable of jumping.

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What's the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

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What did the police say to the black man who just shot his wife? You are under arrest

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How did the chicken cross the road? By foot.

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Why did the little girl selling lemon aid die? Someone drove by and threw a fridge at her

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Why didn't the skeleton go to th party? Because he was dead.

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What's the difference between a white person and a chair? -The chair isn't a complete douche.

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A Horse walks into a bar. Bartender:why the long face? Horse:I have terminal cancer.

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why was the boy so ugly, because he had downs

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What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? Getting life imprisonment after...

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what do u call a person who reads anti.jokes a hipster

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why did the baby cross the road? i stapled his head to a chicken!

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How come Pluto and Goofy are both dogs, but Goofy can talk and Pluto can't? Goofy sold Pluto into slavery in exchange for the power of human speech.

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What did the finger say to the thumb? Nothing, fingers can't talk.

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That's as _____ as a ______ guy. Works with anything, and people do laugh.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a piece of toast.

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I ENJOY MASTURBATING

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knock, knock! who`s there? it`s me ! who me? yes!

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I am a dog

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A man walks into the local grocery store on his way to work. He stops by the pastry section to buy a bagel. As he is paying, the cashier says "and here's some blueberries, they're complimentary." The man looks at the blueberries expectantly. When they don't say anything he looks up, feeling foolish, pays for his bagel and heads off to work as a partner in a lawyer firm.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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