knock knock who's there? rock rock who? rock on the ground, don't trip

2 dogs one jar of peanut butter

How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Chuck Norris? Cheese on toast.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Once my grandpa said: Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I said: No. Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I unplugged his life support.?

whats long and black? a baton

did u hear about evan porter going out with his computer of course not because u haven't read this joke yet

Roses are red Violets are blue Billy is dead and Atom bombs blow up chines $

wanna hear a joke: women's rights

YOLO

What did the man say when he saw a truck in his yard? There's a truck in my yard.

Why didn't the little boy get to go to the movies on his birthday? He was both blind and deaf, completely defeating the purpose of going to the movies.

poop

How did the dragon get AIDS? He had sex with an HIV positive dragon months prior.

"knock knock" "ill get it honey" "no stay in the kitchen bitch!"

The cat climbed a tree. It didn't want to come down, so it starved to death.

what is black and looks like a mushroom? a black mushroom

three men walked into a bar, can't believe know one noticed it.

How do you stop a plane? Throw flying birds at it.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

Blarg

I just found out that you can dislike or like something by clicking the thumbs up or down

why did the monkey fall out the tree? he lost his grip

What's better than a gold medal in the special olympics? ICE CREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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