What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. But it wasn't as good as he had hoped it would be.

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When geese fly, they often fly in a V-formation. Why is one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? Carrots! ... well if they were invisible..

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Rebecca Black.

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Why did the boy cross the road Because he needed to get to the bus stop

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2 black guys and a Mexican are in the backseat of a car. Who's driving. The cops

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To mourn the loss of his daughter who died due a fatal car crash, caused by him while he was driving. across the street

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest is a former alcoholic, and has the strength to turn around and leave.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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What's worse than falling on concrete? Being eaten by futuristic mutant trees in a volcano

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What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? a boyscout comes back from camp.

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Why did the jelly baby go to school? Because he was brought up in a middle class background and wanted a full education to further his future career

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69 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH *goes crazy and shoots himself*

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

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There once was a man from Bangkok, who hated limericks.

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How many Grand Jurists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Depends on if it was a cop that snuffed out the light bulb.

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What has four legs, its yellow with black spots, and can run as fast as a Cheetah? Another Cheetah

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Your mom is so ugly that she decided to work as a prostitute and she died a virgin.

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you mother is so stupid that it takes her quite a while to understand jokes

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What's worse than your mother dying in a car crash? Your father dying in the same crash.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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