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what happens when you mix a black guy and a Mexican? nothing, it is physically impossible to "mix" people.

I was purple once. I took a shower later that day.

Three men are walking on a beach when they find a lamp. They rub it, and a genie comes out. It tells them that they each get one wish, and to choose wisely. They each decide to discuss what to wish for with their wives. Their wives take them to a local hospital, where they receive treatment for hallucinations.

roses are red, violets are blue, hey reed and steven, we should hang out

How did the boy fly? he had wings.

How do you beat someone in a video game? You win it.

What is the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Lamborghini I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

A man eats a piece of fried chicken A chicken that was days before retirement and had a pregnant wife and two children to look after

why cant the black man vote? because hes not 18 yet.

Your momma is so boss that I work for her.

Nathan Gooderson.

joe diragi makes paul look straight

Knock knock! Who's there? The police, we found your cat's body on the side of the road.

Whats funnier than killing a black guy. Nothing, it's not funny.

sixty....eight.

Ok, I'll go ask someone else.

Whats the differance between a preist and acne? Acne dosent cum on your face untill your 12

Hey

ive got 99 problems and my diabetes is one of them

what do you call a black guy fixing your electricity an electrician

I feel like am motherf***ing stuck in this dock and it makes me wana quack like what the hell is THAT!

why was the man gay? because he likes men.

who can jump higher than mount everest? anyone. mount everest cant jump

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