Yo mamma so crazy She chloroformed a 4 year old and put her in her trunk and no one has ever heard of her since.

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a man and a woman are standing at a bar. they have a few drinks and then go home and die.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This difference is due largely to the alteration of the white light wavelenght as it excites the electrons in both flowers and the absorption of most of the other colours of the spectrum.

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Do you believe this will change?

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A woman walks out of the kitchen.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had a seizure.

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WTF BOOOOOM

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A man comes home early from work to find that his wife is in bed with another man, startled by his presence the wife quickly utters 'it's not what it looks like", the husband however, disregards this comment and later files for a divorce

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wait am i supposed to right the joke down here

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Why did the mushroom go to the party? He was feeling upset because his wife left him and took full custody of his three kids. His friend cheered him up and took him to the party. At the party, he did a line of cocaine and became a drug addict. He died six months later.

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Lil' Wayne

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Why do I hate Jews? - Because they use to much space in the oven.

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream? The Holocaust

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a registered six affender.

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you pick up 10 students from a school, you buy a pish from the fet store, and then drive to new york whos driving the bus? a fat guy with a level 80 org in world of warcraft

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Roses are black biolets are black I colorblind

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why was the old woman angry? fig pudding.

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Knock knock? Who is there? Nobody. Those were noises coming from your head.

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How did Little Jimmie leave school? In a body bag.

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What about all the bullshit comments? The spamming?

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How do Chinese people get their names? From their parents.

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the awkward moment when Rick Astley gives you up

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